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Unicorn Meat

Radiant Farms Canned Unicorn Meat Specifications

14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience
Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland
Crunchy horn bits in every bite - an excellent source of Calcium
Tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness
Sparkly meat lends the unmistakable air of class and sophistication to your parties
Not yet approved by the USDA or FDA, but the nuns have eaten it for centuries and they're healthy as horses
Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can.
The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed!

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Price: Can$16.99